Wednesday, April 30, 2008

ICECREAM! dreaming of becoming a choc bar so i can constantly eat myself. oops

Pre labour day!! Supposed to be something to be happy about since it’s a public holiday. But oh well, zx is coming to mug with me the whole day. Makes the whole affair seem a lil better. Labour day is now known as YAWEN MUGGING DAY! HURRAY! Think I should protect myself from eating too much. Haha. Not that I can help it.blah.

Originally planned to have an intensive mugging day ytd at ALL TIME FAVOURITE MACS. But hehe. Stayed home the whole afternoon mugging and watching COFFEE PRINCE DVD. Gosh. I think I should strangle myself. Special thanks to mum for TEMPTIING me. But I only have my weak will to blame. Ahha. Maybe its not so bad. Cause I mugged in the morning! & I did read econs while watching the shows. So its not that bad.
*please don’t tell me that I am desperately trying to defend and convince myself*

its BEN & JERRY day ytd! And my mind was all about B&J & GELARE! I am so happy to say I got my GELARE! HOT YUMMY WAFFLES WITH CHOCOLATE OVERLOAD & PASSIONFRUIT ICECREAM! *feel so satisfied after eating all that sinful food* but it feels better whenu know that u are not the only one who’s overloading with sin. Ahha. Shared it with sis. Haha. oops.

But how can I reward myself when I haven really mugged hard? SO I WENT FUNAN MACS & MUG! I DID! Quite surprised to find that secluded spot in macs & I got a new happy meal toy! Quite cool! Fascinated by the shine light toy.

And I bought a NIKE running shorts at a damn worth it price. Yeah! Even mum says it nice k. its light grey and red!

Ohhh. New ‘clothes’ for my ‘OH-SO-BORING’ ez link card. Hehe. A lil like the jimmy style kind of picture and I think its pretty sweet.

Time to start work again!

To my dear perks, dun be so stressed! XOXO

To my dear zx, I know u’ll be constantly reminding me to study and I think i need that. Hehe. Thanks for it all! Love ya loads!
Ps. If I attempt to put my yummy fingers into my mouth, I know u’ll stop me too. I think I wana try to keep them from harm. Find my fingers so ugly. Haix.

to all my darlings having exams, go into the exam hall to KICK ASS! lets do it!

Posted by mistifier at 9:00 AM

Monday, April 28, 2008

what happens in vegas!

I hate balwant & danny! U know I mean it!

Stuck with POA yesterday & gosh. how much agony it caused me. Made me had gastrics for the whole day. Think if I get such disgusting questions for exam I’ll screw up everything. But at least I know I tried. I wanna finish the whole guidebook in 3 days! & I shall really really do it. Or rather I have to do it! Help me!

Was mugging at macs and kana chased out! Stupid jac. I thought such a day wun ever come & it only happened after u mentioned it. Tsktsk. Is it karma or is it KARMA?& sista came. & we hung out at the cute short small hobit house. Oops. I am not mean! But the house is really really small. So I think not alota people can fit in. haha. Great time talking.

Ps. I am so so incredibly glad I din dream of balance sheet & p&l statements ytd night. If not think I’ll really freak out.

Just finished a new book by sophie kinsella!*familiar right? It’s the shopaholic series & the can u keep a secret gal.* quite bored initially but I love the ending! Haha.its so WOWed. Time to see what I can get my hands on next. Hehe. No sappy books till after my exam! It shall all be shall be romantic comedies from now on! Aahha.

Ps. Romantic comedies make me feel much much better! But its quite saddening that such romance hardly exist in reality though. To hell with it!

Went for the last sea training & it was DARN TIRING. Went back home & slept. Seriously cant take it. Maybe HE’s not happy with us. Haha. Noone knows. But it feels quite shiok to row after 2 weeks of not touching the paddle. Only to get a day of body aches the next day. Maybe I suck. But it was a bad one. I feel so much like a old woman. Blah. Was supposed to be mugging with zx. But turned out to be sleeping most of the time. But oh well. At least I mugged for 1+hr? REMARKABLE achievement. Ehhe. As if.

New songs! I am addicted to CHASING PAVEMENTS – adele & ITS NOT ABOUOT YOU – scouting for girls. Hehe. Damn nice. Check out the mv for chasing pavements. I find it damn cool.

Boonnnnnnneeeeeeeeeee…. Blink ur eyes fast! & this week will be over before you know it.

Love all of you guys loads!

ps. cant wait for WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS!

Posted by mistifier at 8:50 AM

Friday, April 25, 2008

rainy morning!

ytd was a shiok day. the other boleyn didnt disappoint me. found it quite sick though. but love it.

harold & kumar 2 is damn funny! kinda crude but oh well. thats what made it funny. its not often that you see naked beings strolling the streets & all.

ps. this 2 movies are INCESS filleD! and i thought 1 was bad enough. ahem. sista maybe you ought to watch it. oops.

hate the rain! i wana wear my pumps but yea. the rain made me reconsider. just stuck to sandals. and i am gona AVOID the HR people at all cost!

no air..no air... no air.. this is such a nice song..but i think the mv pretty much sucked. oops. maybe its cause i find it quite weird to shoot 2 people screaming at each other?its really weird la. haha. but nonetheless, the song is still nice!

billy bombers have great burgers & milkshakes! yummyyummy! at this point when i am typing, i believe i can sense my tummy growing too...*let me grow let me grow*
so its not me who wants to eat k. i am not a glutton. its my uncontrollable stomach. oops.

i shall thereby conclude day out ytd as good! at least made my 1 day of not studying not as guilty. and its not often that we go to the usually CROWDED places. hate it. aww.

hehe. love ya loads!

Posted by mistifier at 8:21 AM

Thursday, April 24, 2008

rain rain go away...

hurray! i think i got 95% of my songs wish list! on top of some extras!

going for movie marathon with zx today! the boleyn girl & harold & kumar 2! been so long since i watched a movie.*hmm.last one was? i cant even remember. blink blink oops*

naughty naughty girl. but to hell with it! i shall mug harder after today! *cross my fat pudgy fingers*

i feel like eating pudding! maybe i can go visit my b&j later. but its expensive icecream. maybe i'll just think if i really deserve it. besides the sky seem so dark & gloomy today. super chilly!

my gray lens are here! yea! but my clothes have yet to come. blah.

i am supposed to do one chapter of poa before i can go out...can i finish? aww.seems like its almost time to head out...*lalalalalala*

i saw ms ng ytd! at ntuc! so funny and brings back loadsa memories.especially when we spoke about nora n faridah and etc...miss it all. now i feel so bad that i always never go back...

Posted by mistifier at 9:33 AM

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

the other boleyn girl!

List of songs that I have yet to get my hands on!

1) Hollywood’s not America – Ferras
2) Mercy - Duffy
3) Your love is a life – Simple Plan
4) Never too late – Three Days Grace
5) Falling slowly – Glen Hansard
6) No Air – Chris Brown & Jordin Sparks *hearts chris*
7) I wanna have your babies – Nathasha Bedingfield *some of the guys in there are hot*
8) American Boy – Estelle & Kanye West
9) Stay Beautiful – The Last Goodnight
10) Leavin’ – Jesse McCartney
11) Say – John Mayer
12) Elevator – Florida Ft Timbaland
13) Fall for you – Secondhand Serenade


There is no government in the office today! Aha. So it ended up being a youtube day. But me,being me, of course worked. I dun get paid for nothing. Haha.

I am in a day dreaming mood today. You know. Like imagine this and that. If only this and that. it feels uber good to be dreaming. But when you wake up, it feels much worse. Haix.

I am having a lot of food cravings! Choc cake. Choc bars. icecream. bubbletea. chewy candies.*currently on banana& choc chewies*yummy. cookies! Fruit tarts. Donuts. mudpies! Mints. Dim sum….
It is an endless list…..

Shall haul my ass back to work. Had Crystal jade carrot cake! And bo luo pao for lunch! Look forward to my dinner dosage of bubbletea! Without ice. Blah.

The superhero movie looks damn spastic but I think it’ll be worth a laugh. Ahah. The thrailer looks super funny. Modified spidey to dragonfly? X men?storm? haha. Fantastic four? Gosh. a lethal combination.

Posted by mistifier at 1:26 PM

Monday, April 21, 2008

never offend a bitch!

Hohoho. Congrats to ms how, suffering from the all time woman illness. CRAMPS! It sucks! To the core. Its such times when I wish I don’t have a womb. Haha.

Anyway, was at macs with my boonee again. Our usual Sunday hangout place. Main purpose is to mug. And we DID! Freaking out soon! 2 more weeks! So sad. When their papers end, mine is just going to start!

I feel like cutting my hair. But aiyo. If it screws up. I am screwed. And I am going to sponsor my mum to the hairdresser! Reborning! Ahha. Such a nice daughter right? Pre mum’s day pressie. Maybe I can conveniently change my hair. Bt its gona stink up my wallet. Big big leak already.

Saw a pair of cute twins ytd while jogging. And they are so cute. Like in those twin trams. With curly hair and BIG eyes. I wana have twins too! Was thinking if I can try to have a twin or triplet, then I wun have to suffer the pain of giving birth so many times. Just once off! Ahahahah. But think I am just dreaming. Can the kids just have my big eyes and not my short legs! Hmm.maybe dun take my hair too. Kinda curly.

Reading a book on cloning and DESIGNERS BABIES! Yikes. They are all so yikey. Made to PERFECTION! How peculiar! Its kinda sick the way they clone. Like some form of evolution. And its all so GP-ish.

I wana go xiaoying’s house stayover! Bitch holdings, can we all go? And play with er RAVING RABBIT game and all her fanciful gadgets!and eat all her food till she dun have any left! Aahhahah.

Oh ya. Lunch with mr joel was so funny! He’s a MEAN person by nature! Haha. Maybe I passed my virus to him? I didn’t do much. But just LURED him to say something. Ahem. Details shall not be divulged. For the mr nice guy reputation of mr joel. But we all know huh.oops.

Mr yeo-ssie…lalal. I am addicted to ur patapon. Oh my. Better keep it far far away from me at least till after my exam is over! For my own good. Dun relent to my pestering k.
LOVE YOU LOADS! even though I have loads to grumble too. Ahahaha.


This song is currently in my head..

"I Wanna Have Your Babies"

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
But what if it don't?
What happens in my head stays in my head
But sometimes it won't
What if you knew what I was thinking
Would it make you like WOHHHHH!
Don't wanna risk puttin' my foot in it
So ill keep my mouth closed!

All you hear is...

mmm mmm m m m m
Gonna button my lip So the truth don't slip
mmm mmm m m m m m
Gotta beep out what I really wanna shout
Woops Did I say it out loud, did you find out
I wanna have your babies
It's serious like crazy
I wanna have your babies
I see 'em springing up like daisies

Some of my feelings keep escapin'
so I make it a joke
Nonchalant I keep on fakin'
So my heart don't get broke
I'm in a big big big big ocean in a tiny little boat
Ill only put the idea out there If I know its gonna float

All you hear is...

mmm mmm m m m m m
Gonna button my lip
So the truth don't slip
mmm mmm m m m m m
Gotta beep out
What I really wanna shout
Woops Did I say it out loud
Did you find out
I wanna have your babies
It's serious like crazy
I wanna have your babies
I see 'em springing up like daisy's
In my head there's a slot machine
And I'm bettin' you're the one in my hopes and dreams

Trust me it would scare you if you knew what was goin' on in my brain
Trust me it would scare you that I've picked out the church all the schools all the names
If you knew it was all about you every wish Every candle every coin in a fountain
Trust me it would scare you

Thats why I go...

mmm mmm m m m m m
mmm mmm m m m m m

Gonna button my lip
So the truth don't slip
mmm mmm m m m m m
Gotta beep out
What I really wanna shout
Woops Did I say it out loud
Did you find out
I wanna have your babies
It's serious like crazy
I wanna have your babies
I see 'em springing up like daisy's

mmm mmm m m m m m

Gonna button my lip
So the truth don't slip
mmm mmm m m m m m
Gotta beep out
What I really wanna shout
Woops Did I say it out loud
Did you find outI wanna have your babies
It's serious like crazy
I wanna have your babies
I see 'em springing up like daisy's
mmm mmm m m m m m



this song is seriously freaky and funny! haha.

ps. i finally figured out. aka enlightened by ms boonee. guys are BASTARD, SCUMBAGS,JERKS & ASSHOLES! so we women aint the ones having it hard too. ahha.

way to go bitches!

Posted by mistifier at 8:48 AM

Friday, April 18, 2008

Beautifully lethal? definitely. maybe.

Haha. Brand new day and brand new weekend! Finally I opened up my eyes and read the newspaper today: *ps. Its cux I forgot to bring my all time fav nora roberts out. Oops.

Amazing! So many tragically painful stuff are happening nowadays! People actually get killed when prices got too high and the public thinks the government is not helping sufficiently? Cant believe it.

Anyway, I do not see the point in all if those ‘you kill me, I stab you’ issues. They shouldn’t even exist. But some times, shit happens.*like what jac always says*

BEWARE! REAL LIFE BACKSTABBINIG IN THE VICINITY! And it has been discreetly done so. Haha. But hilariously EXPOSED! Awwwww.

I hate boys! Oh well. Maybe not all. But you know, some people deserve to be ignored and PUNISHED. Don’t be soft hearted. It doesn’t pay to be so when circumstances like this occurs.

Saturday gonna be the last day I go for lecture in school! And I am like so ridiculously happy! Lalalalalalala.

I feel like splurging again. Arghs. Be it on food or stuff.*wink wink grin grin*

Watched DEFINITELY MAYBE with zx and its quite funny. Maybe abit slow at some parts. But its alright.xp

If there are words like sluts and bitches for women, what about men? Sometimes I wonder. Bet SLUT & BITCH are invented by guys.

Going to catch another movie tonight! Maybe its HOTIE & NOTIE. Ahaha. Wanna get a good laugh or a good ogle session. Ahahah.

NEW DISCOVERY OF THE DAY!

BIG people are the IN thing in the db arena. WOW! No wonder I never stand a chance at all. Awww. I am too small for my own good huh? Ahahah. Lalalala.

NEW LEARNING PHRASE (think this is uber cool)

How can such an unattractive woman be so beautifully lethal?

Its so ironic and so true which aptly describes whats happening before my own eyes.

YAWEN’S EVIL TWIN: no wonder she cant ever get knocked up or hooked up. Oops.Did I just say that? I am not being bitchy or anything. Just speaking my mind.

YAWEN’S ANGEL TWIN: that’s not me speaking. That’s so mean. I am not going to be bitchy or mean. *innocent eyes blink blink*
Hope she gets enlightened one day.


Way to go perks! think we have a secret army behind us as we go on. Haha.

To my dear boonee! My shoulder is HUGH and EARS are big enough for u.maybe I can share with u my new found TUMMY which is growing at a constant rate. Absolutely wun mind.

To my darl zx, love ya loads and all the incredibly high tolerance level!

Posted by mistifier at 9:07 AM

Monday, April 14, 2008

SASSY

Niao’s birthday dinner was quite fun! Haha. Maybe it’s the eating part. Had baked rice and pastas and MUDPIES, BONEY CAKE! What else can we expect from life when we have them? Oops. Especially after a full day of MR HOBIT teaching POA! I sound so mean, but it seriously feel like watching a mini LORD OF THE RING in the LT. bleh.

Was supposed to be a small group gathering. So I am pretty sorry if some people feel ‘hais’ if we never ask u guys. We have no ill intentions k. *muacks*

I am addicted to online shopping. 1st time buying! And yea. Got my mum involved too. Ahahah. So cute. Hope it goes well.

Omg! *panics* I am 3 weeks away from EXAMS! Helppp!

So happy to have MCGRIDDLES again! With zx. And got him to scramble out of bed EARly in the morning due to my class. But it was all worthwhile!

Ps. Sent my bro to pasir ris ytd and haha. I got a fetish for army boys in smart uniform. They just look so cute.

Rawr! Need to get back to work again. Cant imagine tml! AMOS! The freaky tyrant econs prof! need to be low toned tml. DO NOT want to get any of his attention!

BLURPP. i feel like a 100kg woman now! ggosh. theres no OUTPUT. only continuous INPUTS.

Posted by mistifier at 8:48 AM

Friday, April 11, 2008

RAWR!

Its weekend again! I am so happy! But come to think of it, theres basically nothing much to be happy about. Haha. I got class tml and Sunday! 2 full days gone! But nvm. I am sure its not gonna be that bad. Picnics! Ahha.

Went back to school to mug with my darling and its not that good but stuff are done. Maybe I ate a lot? Aiyo. With perks around, food is always plentiful. Ahha.
And of course, there are other db-ers around which is quite funny. Pranks where we hide stuff around the lib and whack each other. Ahah.

Met darls for dinner and stayover after my TIRING tuition. And I am so tired that I cant even bring myself to chew on my dinner. Gosh. so just went home and slack the night away. Quite good. At least I feel freshened up today. Hehe.

Ps. I am so fat now. Drank bubble tea EVERYDAY! It’s the 5th day today! Gosh!!!! but I cant tear myself away from it. Its so ADDICTIVE.

BEWARE! FAT & POOR WOMAN APPROACHING!

Haha. So happy! Tml gg to get my new sandals from niao! And we are gg to celebrate her birthday at NYDC! CHEERIO! Another fattening programme? Haha. And my shoulders are still recovering!

Wed’s ktv was so funny. The stupid waiter ask me and my colleagues to walk straight and 3 of us just chiong into the BIG room for 8. we were like so WOWed by it. Feel so lucky and shiok and all. Then bam. The dumb waiter came in and say : oh. U guys are in the wrong room. It should be the 1 near door.
Guess what? The other room is like 4 times smaller! And we were squashed into it like sardines! Such a letdown. But all in all, we enjoyed it cause its so damn freaking cheap and haha. I got a free ride home at 12 midnight! And poor woman save on the cab fare! Cheerios!
Sang till I gt sorethroat. Ahaha.

Look forward to tonight! Wonder what good food awaits me tonight. Ahaha. Omg. Cant stand myself. Eat & drink & eat & drink.
But I am a lazy ass who dun wana think of where to eat. Bleh.

NOTE! BITCH HASN’T BITCHED FOR A DAY! Hope my venom dun accumulate. ahah
Dear booneee!
To curb misery, I shall give u a wet sloppy kiss! *muacks* oops.
And perks, u know I am always showering u with kisses and sharing my venom with u. Ahah.

i am going crazy from OD of sugars!

Posted by mistifier at 9:11 AM

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

try to remember

had the most distressing training ever. I duno what came over me but watching the whole training pains me. All of us look like we are TORTURING ourselves with all the weights. All the winces and grimaces. Gosh. I wonder how I survived. ‘upgraded’ from the usual 2.5kg to 5kgs. And it totally blew me away. In the bad way. I dun want the free upgrade for nuts. Haha. And there were only 5 gals? guess it’s a new record but I love the company ytd night. Only POSITIVE energy inflow! But I feel kind of guilty. Like need a lot of support then making them do so much when they are all aching too. Bleh. Thanks my dear ladies! And mr peng hui for doing the medicine ball with me. Hehe. So funny that he had to control his strength while dealing with gals.
I like the post training dinner too. Ahah. Went amk with my ‘sisters’! and we had a fun time chatting! Feel a lil better. But aiyo. Reach home darn late again.

Went to do some presents shopping with jac n perks and we bought it! Finally and I think she’ll like it. Come on! Even if she dun, please say yes! Oh ya! We had donuts! Some new J CO at raffles city. Choco loco rocks!
Tagline: whats choc on the outside and inside? Choco loco it is!

Then I went bugis shopping with jac! Bought my bag!*jump jump! Vintage print*, ear studs, top and a training watch! *I feel good! Tadadadadada.*
And milk tea at bugis sweet talk is darn nice as compared to the one at j8. hehe. I feel like drinking it again. Oopsy.

I am such a old woman now. Aching all over! Hope it doesn’t get worse tml.
Guilty bitch in action again! Hais. I am so guilty about not mugging a lot! So stayed up ytd and mugged till 1am. Like 30mins only? Aiyoyoyo. Then today wun even get any time to mug. Sighs. Tml I promise bitch to make up for it. Hehe.

Going to sing my fill tonight! Ktv here I come!

Try To Remember by Patti Page
Try to remember the kind of September
When life was slow and oh, so mellow
Try to remember the kind of September
When grass was green and grain was yellow
Try to remember the kind of September
When you were a tender and callow fellow
Try to remember and if you remember
Then follow, follow.

Try to remember when life was so tender
That no one wept except the willow
Try to remember the time of September
When love was an ember about to billow
Try to remember and if you remember
Then follow, follow.

Deep in December It's nice to remember
Although you know the snow will follow
Deep in December It's nice to remember
The fire of September that made us mellow
Deep in December our hearts should remember
And follow, follow, follow...

Think this song is so nice! Addicted!

Posted by mistifier at 8:56 AM

Monday, April 07, 2008

its too late apologise, its too late...

Things are getting so out of hand. i duno if I can help everybody. But weeny me will try my best. Like what I said, its either a make it or break it situation.

Ytd’s race went alright. But they were some pretty upsetting stuff going on. Spottings of several pairs who reflects each others’ mind. Like sometimes I wonder how alike can their minds be. It’s a team sports! HELLO EVERYBODY! We all know that. Sometimes comments need to be thought through before it is announced. Cant only care about your own feelings, needs and desire. Do you & you & you & you think u guys can achieve it alone? Spare a thought for EVERYBODY. Your words might not affect you. But it can cause a ripple effect on a lot of others. All of us want it badly. Perhaps not as badly as you do. But we want the best for everybody. Its not something that can be achieved in a short time. But if we work hard at it, spare a thought for and help each other, maybe it wun be that hard. Everything’s coded here k. if u get it u get it, if u dun dun most prob I haven spoken to u guys. I am a hot blooded bitch I know. But I mean no harm after all.

Thought I’ll be a banana partier, but at least I got to row in the semis. And we got 1st for that set! Glad for all my buddies who got to row, especially xiaoying!my xiao pang! Congrats! Muacky muacky muacks!
As for my perky, I know u did ur best! And I am always behind you.
Well done jac too! We finally got places!
And lastly my dear sista wils, glad we din have to eat much bananas! Thanks for all the rides! And the talks!

Guess this is an appreciation and apologies entry. Ahha.

My dear, I am so sorry for being such a grumpy and snappy ass last week. A lot of things are going on in my little mind. Sometimes things and small gestures may seem small to you, but it matters a lot to me. Different people have diff minds. But we seek to understand each other and solve issues through democratic means. Gosh. I think I am losing my mind. Ahha. Sound so social studies-ish.
Apologies doesn’t work if nothing is done. So I shall try to be more sweet tempered and understanding k. xoxo. loves.

I miss meeting my friends! Bim,sh,ed,xiaoma,Elaine,boonee, and all the 2/4 ppl!
I really really miss u guys.

Anyway, maybe I am going to die really soon. Haha. Have been getting swollen eyes and bad stomach for the past week. Remember me if I die people!

Posted by mistifier at 8:57 AM

Friday, April 04, 2008

addicted to strawberry oreos!

I feel like I am going to drop dead soon. Haha. So bloody tired.

Countdown to exam: 33 days! OMG!!!

Anyway, other than grumbling and grumbling, I duno what can I do to relieve myself. Haha.

I downed 10 rochers ytd! Shiok! But here is a price to pay. Aha. Think my tummy grew bigger overnight.
But to hell with it! Enjoy first then get rid of it via other means. *heheheheheh*

So darn funny. Training ytd nite was short and sweet. Al l done in less than 1 hour! While cooling down, I was so happy that I just had that dumb idiotic laugh and some flapping arms action while stretching my back. Guess what! Some guy walked past! And he laughed! Gosh. so embarrassed. But nvm! I get to end my misery! Hehe. All worthwhile. Dun think he got to see my face. So not that bad.

Anyway, had lunch at ngee ann and thought of our dear Jeremy and his sweet cherry tomatoes. Miss him.

Reality check!

Finally meeting zx today. After a long long terrible week. Quite bad I know that he got a whole long week of leave and never did I have the time to meet. But it’s the thought that counts huh?oops.

Alota things to do! So a short entry. I like macgriddles breakfast! hehe. sweet!

Race this Sunday. And I shall cross my fingers for the girls. Don’t think the guys need me to cross my teen weeny fingers for them. I have faith in them!

Way to go everybody!

Posted by mistifier at 9:55 AM